Piss On Your Shoes

By Rhiannon Cielos Chavez

no more tooth aches
or missing the toilet bowl
i’ll flush the urinal
just to feel that metal
handle on my hands
too small to jerk off
a Latino dick, if they really
are bigger than white guys’
i looked it up and mine
would be a 5.9 if i was born
an all-star soccer ball-hog flopper
but there’s no 25-cent pad machine
anywhere in here
so I gotta walk to Albertsons
and explain to some cashier
that I actually do have a vagina,
you just can’t see it through the binder


This piece is from The Feminist Toilet #3. To return to the table of contents, click here.

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