By Rhiannon Cielos Chavez
no more tooth aches
or missing the toilet bowl
i’ll flush the urinal
just to feel that metal
handle on my hands
too small to jerk off
a Latino dick, if they really
are bigger than white guys’
i looked it up and mine
would be a 5.9 if i was born
an all-star soccer ball-hog flopper
but there’s no 25-cent pad machine
anywhere in here
so I gotta walk to Albertsons
and explain to some cashier
that I actually do have a vagina,
you just can’t see it through the binder

This piece is from The Feminist Toilet #3. To return to the table of contents, click here.
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