By Sammy Ginsberg My friend Christina’s in my bed,There’s a pounding my headGlitter all over the roomKevin is a total toolWe didn’t go very far.JA’s passed out in his carI invented soleful shoesJohn is always gonna lose Pictures of last night Ended up onlineI’m screwedOh Crap!It’s a black top blurBut I’m pretty sure it ruledLast…