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Toilet Paper Roles
By Leon Schlossberg She leaves empty toilet paper rolls, to mimic the lonely towel racks. Never changes the blade in my razor, rendered dull from shaving her legs. Squeezes the toothpaste tube in the middle, and never screws the cap back on. Clogs the shower drain with her hair, and leaves wet towels on the…
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Toilet Quiz
By Angelique Neumann Many of us use toilets as vehicles for escape. Noisy party? Overwhelming family gathering? Crying fit? Boring workday? Bad date? A peep into someone else’s medicine cabinet? They are a haven. But have you ever thought about using them as actual vehicles for escape into… outerspace? Alright, hear me out. During one…
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TƏTTee (poop in Hindi)
By Deepti Gupta KƏr lay kƏr lay to me my mom would say. KƏr lo kƏr lo to my son do I now say. Do it Do it it translates in Hindi, Like a chant I heard it so much as a kid. God didn’t bless me with the daily Do It genes. I’d fret…