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Sittin
By Maureen Cox Everyday I sit on a porcelain throne dropping shit into it no one draws near for fear of the smell it can be hell so where’s the match?? This piece is from The Feminist Toilet #1. To go back and read more, click here.
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Stink Less
By Maureen Cox Sometimes I think my shit don’t stink no animals harmed here just bits & pieces of plants all shades mainly browns and greens like in nature only sometimes those beets slip in appearing a bloody mess looks like somethin died inside my toilet only remember no animals were harmed in the creation…
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Relief Release
By Troubadour Trixter Splish splash balderdash! My tushy makes a squishy dish Have a peek if you dare to care And postulate upon my diet. Hush now gush wow! My bladder held a lot of matter I didn’t think I had a sea in me But oh how I feel much lighter. Wishy washy pishy…
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Gamely Throne
By Troubadour Trixter At last I have a mighty fine moment alone To sit upon this most resplendent porcelain throne I take once more my rightful seat at the helm For I am in these moments majestic ruler of this realm Within these walls and bordered by stalls My royal jewels impart their golden rules…
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Happy Toilet Campaign
By Virginia C. Li For all China’s antiquity and scenic beauty, its tourist industry has not flourished to the degree it should, because tourists’ bad experiences with public toilets. In China, your nose is all you need to locate the public toilets wherever you go. One time, I was on a luxury cruise from Hong…
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Dreaming of Toilets
Virginia C. Li Some dream of diamonds, rubies, and pearls. Some dream of bravo, fame, and glory. I dream of toilets. One village sponsors one school, Raising pigs and farming garden, Biogas for lighting and cooking. Toilets shiny bright, odor and insect free Franchise to the disfranchised for living wage, Lowbrow, low tech turns fecal…
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My Number Two Piece
By Christian J. Perfas I, Christian J. Perfas, hereby willingly identify as one who does not. like. to poop in public restrooms Digestive health be damned: I will clench my butt muscles hold back curry-spiced demons if it means getting to go #2 in my #1 way: in complete and utter privacy, apart from the…
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Into This Vessel
By Ilana Gustafson Into this vessel I release the steamy fruition of digestive manifestation A stoic drudge you accept this bodily witchcraft with steadfast vigilance a gracious porcelain acquiescence There is no other with whom I audaciously bare my bowel-born alchemy Our secret ceremony held sacredly in this chamber of rest I bow to you…
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Homily
By Susan Hitchcock Dear Sitter, when you defecate, It’s not just food you evacuate, But also good bacteria, Whose presence makes you healthier. So when you go to choose your food, To keep them all in a good mood, Have vegetables and some fresh fruit! Their happiness will make you toot. This piece is from…
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Toilet Roll Art
By Alice Bradshaw Winter can be a difficult time of year to feel motivated to do anything, let alone sit in a cold shed-studio making work. Some tactics I fall back on when feeling unmotivated and uninspired include doodling in my sketch pad (in the warmth of the house), reading and watching artists’ lectures on…