Literary Pixie Press

By Susan Hitchcock

Dear Sitter, when you defecate,
It’s not just food you evacuate,
But also good bacteria,
Whose presence makes you healthier.
So when you go to choose your food,
To keep them all in a good mood,
Have vegetables and some fresh fruit!
Their happiness will make you toot.

This piece is from The Feminist Toilet #1. To go back and read more, click here.