Relief Release

By Troubadour Trixter

Splish splash balderdash!
My tushy makes a squishy dish 
Have a peek if you dare to care
And postulate upon my diet.
Hush now gush wow!
My bladder held a lot of matter
I didn’t think I had a sea in me
But oh how I feel much lighter.
Wishy washy pishy poshy!
My bottoms blasted and I’m flabergasted
From the euphoria of a necessitous exodus 
Ahhh what a relief release

This piece is from The Feminist Toilet #1. To go back and read more, click here.

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