By Troubadour Trixter
Splish splash balderdash! My tushy makes a squishy dish Have a peek if you dare to care And postulate upon my diet. Hush now gush wow! My bladder held a lot of matter I didn’t think I had a sea in me But oh how I feel much lighter. Wishy washy pishy poshy! My bottoms blasted and I’m flabergasted From the euphoria of a necessitous exodus Ahhh what a relief release
This piece is from The Feminist Toilet #1. To go back and read more, click here.