By Christian J. Perfas
I, Christian J. Perfas, hereby willingly identify as one who does not. like. to poop in public restrooms Digestive health be damned: I will clench my butt muscles hold back curry-spiced demons if it means getting to go #2 in my #1 way: in complete and utter privacy, apart from the rest of the world checking Twitter, playing Candy Crush, reconnecting with God. I am an artist can’t help but appreciate the fruits of my labor whatever shape they take whatever way I make them pooping is both pleasure and prayer a time of waste that is never a waste of time
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