Gamely Throne

By Troubadour Trixter

At last I have a mighty fine moment alone
To sit upon this most resplendent porcelain throne
I take once more my rightful seat at the helm
For I am in these moments majestic ruler of this realm
Within these walls and bordered by stalls
My royal jewels impart their golden rules
Upon this cool roost I am a divinely wise Thinker
Dispatching authoritative thoughts as a stately stinker
I place my industrious daily decrees within this here well
Accompanied by its illustriously far reaching smell
Oh let me sing of my splendid acts as king
Oh how grand I sit to enjoy a glorious shit

This piece is from The Feminist Toilet #1. To go back and read more, click here.

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