By Troubadour Trixter
At last I have a mighty fine moment alone To sit upon this most resplendent porcelain throne I take once more my rightful seat at the helm For I am in these moments majestic ruler of this realm Within these walls and bordered by stalls My royal jewels impart their golden rules Upon this cool roost I am a divinely wise Thinker Dispatching authoritative thoughts as a stately stinker I place my industrious daily decrees within this here well Accompanied by its illustriously far reaching smell Oh let me sing of my splendid acts as king Oh how grand I sit to enjoy a glorious shit
This piece is from The Feminist Toilet #1. To go back and read more, click here.
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