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Relief Release
By Troubadour Trixter Splish splash balderdash! My tushy makes a squishy dish Have a peek if you dare to care And postulate upon my diet. Hush now gush wow! My bladder held a lot of matter I didn’t think I had a sea in me But oh how I feel much lighter. Wishy washy pishy…
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Gamely Throne
By Troubadour Trixter At last I have a mighty fine moment alone To sit upon this most resplendent porcelain throne I take once more my rightful seat at the helm For I am in these moments majestic ruler of this realm Within these walls and bordered by stalls My royal jewels impart their golden rules…
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Dreaming of Toilets
Virginia C. Li Some dream of diamonds, rubies, and pearls. Some dream of bravo, fame, and glory. I dream of toilets. One village sponsors one school, Raising pigs and farming garden, Biogas for lighting and cooking. Toilets shiny bright, odor and insect free Franchise to the disfranchised for living wage, Lowbrow, low tech turns fecal…
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My Number Two Piece
By Christian J. Perfas I, Christian J. Perfas, hereby willingly identify as one who does not. like. to poop in public restrooms Digestive health be damned: I will clench my butt muscles hold back curry-spiced demons if it means getting to go #2 in my #1 way: in complete and utter privacy, apart from the…
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Into This Vessel
By Ilana Gustafson Into this vessel I release the steamy fruition of digestive manifestation A stoic drudge you accept this bodily witchcraft with steadfast vigilance a gracious porcelain acquiescence There is no other with whom I audaciously bare my bowel-born alchemy Our secret ceremony held sacredly in this chamber of rest I bow to you…
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Homily
By Susan Hitchcock Dear Sitter, when you defecate, It’s not just food you evacuate, But also good bacteria, Whose presence makes you healthier. So when you go to choose your food, To keep them all in a good mood, Have vegetables and some fresh fruit! Their happiness will make you toot. This piece is from…
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Toilet Paper Roles
By Leon Schlossberg She leaves empty toilet paper rolls, to mimic the lonely towel racks. Never changes the blade in my razor, rendered dull from shaving her legs. Squeezes the toothpaste tube in the middle, and never screws the cap back on. Clogs the shower drain with her hair, and leaves wet towels on the…
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TƏTTee (poop in Hindi)
By Deepti Gupta KƏr lay kƏr lay to me my mom would say. KƏr lo kƏr lo to my son do I now say. Do it Do it it translates in Hindi, Like a chant I heard it so much as a kid. God didn’t bless me with the daily Do It genes. I’d fret…
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FOUR (VERY) SHORT UNTITLED POEMS
By Clive Matson Gut, little animal, I’ve got a leash round your head, just puckered. We’ll let out a smooth, round, long one at a toilet — uh — cut off clean. Hole in the bucket. I get a hernia, out my lower belly bulges a pouch of intestines, sighing and gurgling. Go to…
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Pixie Press Journey #1: The First Blog Post
Wow! This has taken a long time to get here. To this first post as Literary Pixie Press. Taking dreams seriously! I started Literary Pixie as a blog in 2012. I was 18 and had just attended Book Expo America as my graduation present. I know! And now, finally transforming it into a press. I…